Category Archives: Politics

Chicago mayors Daley, Washington and Emanuel, President Obama and the national scene

GOP: Please re-watch Star Wars

I realize I am a few days late in commenting on this, but I just realized something.

You know all those unnamed sources who are spreading rumors about Sarah Palin not knowing that Africa is a continent, or which countries are in NAFTA, etc. I realize they’re thinking that besmirching her reputation will somehow help cauterize the gaping, profusely bleeding wounds the GOP has been nursing since Tuesday. And that any populist movement that’s formed behind her will be dispelled thanks to these comments.

In fact, it’s more like that scene in the middle of Star Wars: A New Hope when Obi-Wan Kenobi fights Darth Vader. Specifically, what Obi-Wan says at 0:57 in this clip:

I’m no fan of the governor, but come on, guys: Think.

(I’m surprised this didn’t occur to me earlier, what with all the holograms CNN was sporting all Election Night.)

UPDATE: So apparently the Africa thing was a hoax by this guy. Which uh…still makes it like Star Warsin that this dude is Darth Vader telling Princess Leia he won’t blow up her home planet if she tells him where the rebel base is. Or something.

John McCain endorses community organizing

“If you find faults with our country, make it a better one. If you’re disappointed with the mistakes of government, join its ranks, and work to correct them. Enlist in our armed forces, become a teacher, enter the ministry, run for public office, feed a hungry child, teach an illiterate adult to read. Comfort the afflicted, defend the rights of the oppressed. Our country will be the better, and you will be the happier. Because nothing brings greater happiness in life than to serve a cause greater than yourself.” – John McCain; September 4, 2008

You know who does all that? Who comforts the afflicted? And helps those who need it?

Community organizers.

Speaking of which, take a moment to look at the volunteer opportunities at Chicago Cares. Whether you can donate just a few hours or a few months, whether you want to help children or the elderly, whether you can help in the evenings or weekends, the people in your community could use your help. Don’t worry about the organizing: They’ve already got a handle on that part.

A little perspective

While the “maybe she did/maybe she didn’t” Palin family drama makes for good tabloid gossip, it’s nothing compared to the way the civil rights of Americans are being violated in the run-up to the RNC in Minneapolis.

via Whet

Edited to add: There are plenty of reasons to be unhappy with Palin as McCain’s VP. But how her family has decided to deal with (a) personal family issue(s) ought be low on the list of objections. Hell, even Obama thinks so.

An open letter to UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown

Dear Prime Minister Brown,

First, my apologies for not sending good wishes to you after you succeeded Tony Blair as Prime Minister. It’s been a busy couple of months, but then look who I’m telling, right?

I know that in the run-up to your appointment, there was a lot of chatter about how you weren’t everyone’s first choice in the job, but you’ve acquitted yourself well, steering the UK through two terrorist attacks with little complaint from either Labour or the Conservatives.

Still, I’d like to offer a bit of constructive criticism on your performances during your first few sessions of Prime Minister Questions. While I’ve never held elective office either here or abroad, I’ve done my share of public speaking, and believe you’d probably seem a bit more ministerial if you STOPPED HITTING THE FRIGGING MICROPHONE WITH YOUR TALKING POINTS!

For the love of Queen and country, man, three times in the last two weeks you’ve smacked the thing like it was a Tory who insulted your beloved Tartan Army. Maybe you need to practice at home more so you stop reminding people that scene from Coming to America.

Just saying,
Our Man In Chicago

The course of human events

Though it’s a hobby and interest of mine, I won’t often be using this space for political discussion. Yet I can’t ignore the meaning of today, with everything that’s going here and abroad. While most people consider today to be about history, I try to make it a point to read the Declaration of Independence every fourth of July. I’m sad to say this text has as much relevance today as it did in 1776:

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.

The rest is here.