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Outta Love Again
Whoops. “Over the weekend, employees of tour promoters Live Nation were informed that “the Van Halen tour has been shut down.” It’s not yet clear what went wrong…” Guys, I just said it was a bad idea. You didn’t have to go and cancel the whole damn thing. Ah well. Who wants hot sauce?
You won’t see this on your SATs
Remember the analogy questions on the SATs? They were usually structured thusly: Sleep is to bed as urinate is to _______. A) SinkB) ToiletC) BathtubD) Off a balcony, but only if you are in college and drunk Maybe not as much with the potty humor, but that was the general structure. Analogies were always...
Reunionize Yourself
Sorry for the lack of posts. Lots of life change, what with the new job and the new place. Won’t happen again. Promise. In the interim, reunion tours for both The Police* and Van Halen were announced, and it’s not possible to find two bands that are more indicative of the Goofus and Gallant...
Surprises
At first, I dismissed the second item in this set of entertainment briefs with a haughty “Oh well, it’s from the British press” and looked for the word “reportedly,” but then I noticed it was a pull-quote from FHM*, which means it’s probably nothing more than wishful thinking on Ms. Jameson’s part. But: Porn...