What have you done to my albums lately?

Conversation between me and my lady yesterday:

Me: Look at this.
Me: Shut up, Janet.
My Lady: I am going to be sick.
My Lady: Please promise me that no matter what we do, we never have sex to a Janet Jackson album.
My Lady: And not just because I don’t want us having babies before we’re ready.
Me: Done.
Me: I reserve the right to have sex with you ON a Janet Jackson album.
My Lady: Oh that’s fine.
Me: Specifically, this one.
Me: I like doing it on the albums of women who look like they’ve had portions of their spine removed.
My Lady: For real.

7 comments for “What have you done to my albums lately?

  1. January 8, 2008 at 10:53 pm

    I love it when you actually turn your sweet-nothing talk into transcript form.

  2. January 9, 2008 at 5:03 am

    I think I just barfed a little bit….

  3. January 9, 2008 at 5:07 am

    Don’t hate. Appreciate.

  4. January 9, 2008 at 2:49 pm

    Seriously. What is WRONG with her spine? Why does she think that looks good?

  5. January 10, 2008 at 4:07 am

    I’m not sure if I’m barfing more at Janet predicting a “baby boom” or at S & E doing the nasty, which, has always been an image I cannot deal with. It’s like thinking of my parents having sex. Gah.I love both of you dearly. I just prefer to think of you with your clothes on, thankyouverymuch.

  6. Rach=)
    January 11, 2008 at 5:24 pm

    Considering that I lost my virginity watching “Fifth Element” and once had a make-out session to the Magnolia soundtrack, listening to Janet Jackson would be a considerable improvement. :-p

  7. January 13, 2008 at 3:19 pm

    Oh my God Sarah! Stop making me feel so old!

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