Private dancers

Seriously, how private a party is it if you can get in by paying $100 bucks? That’s like thinking strippers really like you.

The press release that came with this was ripe for mockery, but in the end I just couldn’t do it. It felt like making fun of the slow kid in class.

No, really. The phrase “keeping it real” was used. And the title was “DAVID SCHWIMMER, BILLY DEC AND JOEY SLOTNICK RETURN TO THEIR ROOTS.” Yeah, nothing says returning to your roots like partying it up in a club that didn’t exist six months ago with a bunch of people who paid $100 to get in to an event where Paul Sevigny is considered a celebrity. Paul Sevigny is barely considered a celebrity in New York, for crying out loud. Hell, his sister Chloe Sevigny is barely considered a celebrity most days.

2 comments for “Private dancers

  1. Anonymous
    April 12, 2007 at 6:04 pm

    Hey, hey, hey! Chole S. did THAT scene in “Brown Bunny”. Any woman that can interact with Vincent Gallo and not be repulsed, much less do THAT, is Oscar calibur in my book! :-p P.S. I loved her in “Kids” and “Girl, Interrupted”. Not so fond of her new show, “Big Love” though.

  2. April 12, 2007 at 6:22 pm

    I’d agree that Sevigny’s a decent actress, but the only reason you can consider her a celebrity at all now is because of THAT scene.

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